Published on September 30th, 2013 | by Bryan Washington
The federal government might shut down Tuesday. It also might not. That’s how unorganized we are: postponing the date of our inevitable demise has become a burden in itself, so much that the most feasible solutions …... Read More →
Published on September 27th, 2013 | by Bryan Washington
About a mile east of Elgin Street is a road called Almeda. It’s west of Main Street, South of Congress Street, and in the heart of what’s come to typify Houston’s Third Ward. Most people call …... Read More →
Published on September 18th, 2013 | by Bryan Washington
Parking proposes a predicament for our Tier One university and we must figure out how to allow proper commuting on a commuter campus. Here’s how: you introduce commuting students to the Statue of Four Lies. Students, …... Read More →
Published on September 15th, 2013 | by Bryan Washington
There are nine factors to consider when joining a major student organization. Maybe five of them matter. The location the organization deems its home is first (1), after which come admission payments (2), dues (3), de-registration …... Read More →
Published on September 12th, 2013 | by Bryan Washington
If you visited the CampusDish website this Sunday, you probably saw basa on the menu. They’re a little like catfish, but uglier — the ugliest fish you’ve ever seen. The only thing uglier than the fish …... Read More →
Published on September 11th, 2013 | by Bryan Washington
If you’re tired of fretting over our country’s self-injection into the Middle Eastern rapture, consider yourself avenged: Johnny Manziel has felt your tears. Or maybe he hasn’t. He’s too busy scoring four times a game. And …... Read More →
Published on September 5th, 2013 | by Bryan Washington
The University is not a green campus. It’s light burgundy, at best. In Feb. 2011 UH received a silver rating from the Sustainability Tracking, Assessment & Rating System, a program established by the Association for the …... Read More →
Published on September 3rd, 2013 | by Bryan Washington
About 50 years ago, a man gave a speech in front of a building in Washington. He wore a black suit with black shoes and his words were commemorated throughout Houston last week. Over the course …... Read More →
Published on August 25th, 2013 | by Bryan Washington
If you walk to the campus fountain, there’s a bench by the edge where you can sit and think about who you drank with last night. It’s good for that. Some people think it’s what you’re sipping, …... Read More →
Published on August 25th, 2013 | by Bryan Washington, Euan Leith
By Bryan Washington When it comes to advice, it doesn’t matter if you ask President Barack Obama, bestselling author George Sanders or talk show host Ellen DeGeneres. They will all tell you to do what you …... Read More →