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Ask Coog: Coog ponders manly gadgets

Dear Coog,

Today was my first time seeing Ask Coog. I think it’s really nice. Thank you for your hard work.

Signed by an appreciative Cougar (name withheld by Ask Coog standards).

Dear First-timer,

Thanks so much. Your kind words made me feel great. I do work hard, and it is worth every moment I put into it. I am here for all Cougars. Sometimes, it’s nice to have a little break and be able to say, "Thanks" to a kind gesture.

Dear Coog,

I read last week that you answer dumb questions too; I have one for you that is simply too dumb to ask anyone else.

Why are men so fascinated with the size of their television?

Thanks,

Stupefied sophomore

Dear Stupefied,

Well, simply put, men love electronics, and the more the better. If it is fast, shiny, has buttons to be pushed and things to be hooked up and figured out, men love it. This is no discredit to men by any mean. Men, according to all of history, are just "born with the knowledge" of knowing how things work. And if they don’t, it doesn’t take long to tear something apart and figure it out; now, if only someone could give them the knowledge to figure out women…

Until next week…

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